March 2012
“My goal in life is not fame or fortune. It is simply to one day own a library...”
– (via reading-as-breathing)
I love all these Lucille gifs I've come across so...
joshingtonbear:
for-british-eyes-0nly:
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Alright, I’ll never post another Lucille gif again. I’ll just look at this post forever.
That is such a lie.
GENGAR
“They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought...”
– Eddie Izzard
Cao Cao & The Taoist Magician
One day a Taoist magician came to the splendid court of the great Cao Cao. He was a sage from the mountains and had lived a hundred years or more, and Cao Cao, being impressed by his wisdom and skill, granted him a pension to perform his magics at court.
First, the Taoist magician caught a rare and beautiful fish from an empty copper pot. Awed, Cao Cao doubled his pension.
Second, the Taoist...
WRITING IT ARTICLES IS KILLING MY SOUL.
I hope Rick Santorum gets stuck in the Water Temple.
