My goal in life is not fame or fortune. It is simply to one day own a library...– (via reading-as-breathing)
I love all these Lucille gifs I've come across so...
joshingtonbear: for-british-eyes-0nly: i Alright, I’ll never post another Lucille gif again. I’ll just look at this post forever. That is such a lie.
They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought...– Eddie Izzard
Cao Cao & The Taoist Magician
One day a Taoist magician came to the splendid court of the great Cao Cao. He was a sage from the mountains and had lived a hundred years or more, and Cao Cao, being impressed by his wisdom and skill, granted him a pension to perform his magics at court. First, the Taoist magician caught a rare and beautiful fish from an empty copper pot. Awed, Cao Cao doubled his pension. Second, the Taoist...
WRITING IT ARTICLES IS KILLING MY SOUL.
I hope Rick Santorum gets stuck in the Water Temple.