Jim kissed up on Amy something fierce. He was kissing her all the different ways. ”Jim,” said Amy, blushingly, “I think I’m ready to go all the way.” “You mean all the way to…sex?” said Jim. “Yes,” said Amy. “Gosh,” said Jim, taking his pants off and folding them. Amy pulled her dress over her head and one thousand screaming...
So that poetry class was like the gentlest butt fucking. But to understand what...– -how I chose to describe my poetry class to Micah. (via thethirdkindofking) (you guys, jen is the worst and best simultaneously. like 70 percent of my opportunities to say something revolting would be lost if we stopped hanging out)
Women invented all the core technologies that made civilization possible. This...– from a post by Reclusive Leftist on women’s erasure in history. her comments relate specifically to an article by the NYT thanking “the men” who invented modern technology, but pick absolutely any academic field of study, and women’s contributions are minimized, if not outright ignored. ...
what she says: im fine
what she means: im doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome
great gatsby deleted scene
((playing wii sports with gatsby))
nick: just because some cute girl likes the same bizarro rich people crap as you that doesn't make her your soul mate
The SAT is a scam. It has been around for 50 years. It has never measured...– John Katzman, founder of The Princeton Review (via thepeacefulterrorist) But all those test prep folks sure do make a shitload of money off it. (via eshusplayground)